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Seed of Destruction

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I don’t think I really need to make a case for Seed of Destruction, it pretty much sells itself. You play a cheerful stick figure cowboy, bent on destroying everyone he sees. And he does it riding a giant sperm.

Use the left and right arrow keys to change direction, up arrow to get a speed boost, and down arrow to slow down. You have constant forward momentum so just point him whichever you way you want him and he’ll go. To destroy, ram into people and vehicles with the head of your sperm, or whip them with your tail. Your tail can also be used to deflect oncoming projectiles, which damage the sperm if they hit the head. Some vehicles, like tanks, are too strong to be rammed, so you’ll have to redirect missiles towards them with your tail.

The art and music are A+, and the game is worth playing for the cutscenes alone. If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to play Grand Theft Auto with a 5 star wanted level while flying through the air on a giant sperm, your prayers have finally been answered.

Play Seed of Destruction


Written by Nurse Edna

December 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Ute: A Game for Adults

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You’re Ute, a sexually adventurous young lady in a maze of randy gentlemen. Your only goal is to sex it up with as many men as you can get. Grab a fella, lead him into a private corner, and get ready cause it’s business time. Move the arrows in time for a better score, but keep an eye out for passing guys. If one of your other suitors catches you there will be broken hearts all around.

Though mighty explicit, there’s nothing sleazy about the game. It has a lot of charm, and a sweet, lighthearted tone. The animation is fun and adorably filthy.

Go make your grandmother proud and sow some wild oats.

Play Ute: A Game for Adults (NSFW)

Written by Nurse Edna

November 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm